March 2012
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February 2012
FACT: I'm a lesbian and I like porn
Pussy? Yeah, I eat that. Why, wassup?
OMG.
Pink is on a sound byte thing on the radio. Her voice just turns me on.
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My life would be easier if I had ink in my printer...
Ugh… Maybe if I just shake the printer it’ll work…
Yeah I’m a senior in an engineering program.
P.S. to the morons out there, I’m not going to shake it. I’m not that stupid.
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But it was not your fault but mine And it was your heart on the line I really fucked it up this time Didn’t I, my dear?
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haikus are easy
but sometimes they don’t make sense
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Patience is running short...
And I need coffee… Bad.
23oz of Monster Rehab wasn’t enough today.